where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Randomize
