party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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