Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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