I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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