with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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