Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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