Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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