she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
being pregnant is like rehab
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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