so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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