yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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