she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
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went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
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I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS