it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
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It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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