So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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