Do vagina's smell?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
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Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
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He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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