She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
