I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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