we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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