it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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