So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
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guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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