ya dads aren't the best wingmen
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Dude, I woke up at my ex's house. I am spooning her half naked roommate. There is a pizza on my shoulder. I need you to come pick me up.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
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he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
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Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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