Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
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Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
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Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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