Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I woke up under a house in Key West
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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