Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
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