Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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