i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
Slut skills are useful in every country.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
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Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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