Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
