His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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