it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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