I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
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His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Never underestimate the power of titties
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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