it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I am mentally ready for anal.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
