that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
third nipple confirmed
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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