Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
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I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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