Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
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I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
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