Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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