Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
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when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
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If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
is that a dick in a sweater?
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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