Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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What a dumb baby whore.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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