I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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