Some broad at the bar just asked me how much money I make. I don't know whats worse, the question or the answer.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
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Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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