I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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