I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
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I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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