Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
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Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Right now I'm laying face down on my carpet in my living room in the darkness sending work emails from my phone.
It's a glamorous life.
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