I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again