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• (847): View more from Illinois

  the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.

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• (845): View more from New York

  I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.

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  I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...

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  And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.

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• (262): View more from Wisconsin

  Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud

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