oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
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He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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