she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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