You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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