That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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