Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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