i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
