I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
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Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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