Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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