would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Ordered my mom Mother's Day flowers online and moved on to internet porn. Do you think this is some sort of Freudian slip?
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
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