I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
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Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
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