I showed him my bush... on skype.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
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Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
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Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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