Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
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Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
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On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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