On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That accounts for only three of the penises
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Randomize