Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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